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Attila the
Hun
One of the most notorious villains in history, Attila's army
had conquered all of Asia by 450 AD--from Mongolia to the edge of the
Russian Empire--by destroying villages and pillaging the
countryside. How he died: He got a nosebleed on his wedding night
In 453 AD, Attila married a young girl named Ildico. Despite his
reputation for ferocity on the battlefield, he tended to eat and drink
lightly during large banquets. On his wedding night, however, he really
cut loose, gorging himself on food and drink. Sometime during the night he
suffered a nosebleed, but was too drunk to notice. He drowned in his
own blood and was found dead the next morning.
Tycho Brahe
An important Danish astronomer of the 16th century. His ground breaking research allowed
Sir Isaac Newton to come up with the theory of gravity. How he died: Didn't get to the bathroom
in time
In the 16th century, it was considered an insult to leave a banquet table
before the meal was over. Brahe, known to drink
excessively, had a bladder condition -- but failed to relieve himself before the banquet started. He made matters worse by drinking too much
at din- ner, and was too polite to ask to be excused. His bladder
finally burst, killing him slowly and painfully over the next 11 days.
Horace Wells
Pioneered the use of anesthesia in the 1840s How he died: Used
anesthetics to commit suicide While experimenting with various gases during
his anesthesia research, Wells became addicted to chloroform. In 1848 he was arrested for spraying two women with sulfuric acid. In a
letter he wrote from jail, he blamed chloroform for his problems, claiming that he'd gotten
high before the attack. Four days later he was found dead in his cell. He'd anaesthetized
himself with chloroform and slashed open his thigh with a razor.
Sir Francis Bacon
One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was
even rumored to have written some of Shakespeare's plays. How he died: Stuffing snow into a
chicken
One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snow-storm and was struck by the wondrous notion that
maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in the same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in the snow, attempted to
stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The chicken never
froze, but Bacon did.
Jerome Irving Rodale
Founding father of the organic food movement, creator of "Organic Farming and Gardening"
magazine, and founder of Rodale Press, a major publishing corporation. How he died: On the "Dick Cavett Show",
while discussing the benefits
of organic foods. Rodale, who bragged "I'm going to live to be 100 unless I'm
run down by a sugar-crazed taxi driver," was only 72 when he appeared
on the "Dick Cavett Show" in January 1971. Part way
through the interview, he dropped dead in his chair. Cause of death: heart attack.
The show was never aired.
Aeschylus
A Greek playwright back in 500 BC. Many historians consider
him the
father of Greek tragedies. How he died: An eagle dropped a tortoise
on his head According to legend, eagles picked up tortoises and attempt to crack them open by dropping them on rocks. An
eagle mistook Aeschylus' head for a rock (he was bald) and dropped it on him instead.
Jim Fixx
Author of the best selling "Complete Book of
Running," which started the jogging craze of
the 1970s. How he died: A heart attack....while jogging
Fixx was visiting Greensboro, Vermont when he walked out of his house and began jogging. He'd only gone a short distance when he had a massive coronary.
His autopsy revealed that one of his coronary arteries was 99% clogged, another was 80% obstructed, and a third was 70% blocked... and that Fixx had had three other attacks in the weeks prior to his death. And finally there's Lully, one of our favorite 16th-century
composers, who wrote music for the king of France. While rehearsing the
musicians, he got too serious beating time with his staff, and drove it right through his foot. He died of infection.
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