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Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi (India) found himself needing a toilet badly. After along search he could not find any, And eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.Once he had  just started,a police official approached him, Hey, What do you think  you're doing here? Pakistani tourist: sorry I have to "P" Police: No PP here okay? Follow me... The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.... Police:PP here.. have a nice day police said.Pakistani tourist: Oh sir ... that is very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?

 Police: No... this is Pakistani Embassy !!

 Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of  pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly",  said the Chinese trainer,"even you fools should be able to operate  it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" "But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha. "Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"

 One day, as the taxi driver was driving along he saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the taxi over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll get you there. Get in." The happy priest climbed in and the taxi driver continued down the road. Suddenly the Sardar saw a Pakistani walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him.But then he remembered there was a priest in the car with him, so at thelast minute he swerved back away,narrowly missing the Paki.However even though he was certain he missed the Paki,he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came fromhe glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to thepriest and said,"I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Pakistani" "That's okay son",

 replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

 Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of thefare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged.. "Will someone please give me 10 pence. I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a Sardar, reaching into his wallet and handing him one Pound" .....keep the change and take nine of your country men with you!"

A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, "You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an American's for $25,000 dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars." The patient asked,"Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?" Well," replied the surgeon, "we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain."

 Three guys, a Pak, a Srilankan and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

 The Srilankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Srilanka was forever made fertile for farming.

 The Pak was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state."

 Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall

 around Pakistan. The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state.Nothing can get in or out."

 The Indian says, "Fill it up with water."  

A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked the bartender, "Do you serve Pakistanis here?". "Sure we do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the Sardar. "Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger."